Another facetious response, insane.

To accept Monero & HODL like you're asking him to do,

He would need to manage a second HWW/PK.

With Bitcoins he can use LN to spend or HODL - that reduces his complexity & if he didn't want to deal with the LN part - he just uses Zeus.

Stop crying about lightning Everytime someone is discussing why they don't accept Monero - it's childish.