Someone told me, that if you're being attacked by a dog you should grab their two front legs and pull them apart sideways violently , you know, like your trying to do a T pose, because it puts massive strain on their heart and you can pop it if you do it right.
Wbu?
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Funny where your mind goes. Are you still at the pub?
Sounds legit, I'll give this a shot right now and let you know how it goes.🔥
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I’ve heard that when a pitbull bites you, it locks its jaws and the only way to unlock them is to stick a finger up his ass.
That’s some solid aiming skills required in a stressful situation. Gotta be a butthole sniper 😂
