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If you're not touching grass enough that you have time to tell others to touch grass, you need to be touching more grass

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Exactly right Fren 🌞

It makes my skin itchy.

What if I’m touching grass as I’m telling people to touch grass?

Then your thumbs are touching glass not grass

Feet 🦶 touching grass though?

MOAR TOUCHING OF THE GRASS

Just touch more grapes, preferably in liquid form😜

With my liver

How about swimming in an estuary against the tide? Who needs a gym when you have nature herself

Next level

I am lean and I am hodling

Its rocks today. Grass is feeling too fiat 🪨

But i AM touching grass while i'm talking to other people and tell them to touch grass more!

Sir you have shoes on

You're not touching grass

MORE GRASS! 🚁😁

If you’re tweeting grass advice, you’re already overdue for photosynthesis.

Sir this is a nostr

🤣 noted

noted

grass 🧑🏻‍🎤 grass🧑🏻‍🎤