I must still be in trouble for this because my bride just sent me to the store for something called “carrot hummus.”
Ha. Joke’s on her. I’m going to pretend I misheard her and only bring back three pounds of bacon.
Nice knowing you all. 🫡
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My prayers are with you 😂
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of her matrimonial rage, I will fear no evil, for bacon is with me.
You might get to meet him tonight! Best of luck.
😂 just grab a bag of carrots. Tell her you’re going to make her carrot hummus.
Then make carrot stew and chill it in the fridge.
Close enough!
☺️
