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I must still be in trouble for this because my bride just sent me to the store for something called “carrot hummus.”

Ha. Joke’s on her. I’m going to pretend I misheard her and only bring back three pounds of bacon.

Nice knowing you all. 🫡

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😂 just grab a bag of carrots. Tell her you’re going to make her carrot hummus.

Then make carrot stew and chill it in the fridge.

Close enough!

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…it didn’t work 😭

I’m shocked. Normally that’s an easy win! It should be like a hand-made gift from a child - objectively bad but it’s the thought that counts