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I'm no gift.
You're not one of those guys. Lol.
But it's too funny because I just recently had an experience with one that this passage describes.
So, I'm no size 6; I'm size 4. And I'm sitting here like "oh, I might be too skinny, too boney, too small booby..."
While a few weeks ago I encountered a guy who was coming on too strong and he looked dirty and homeless, and missing a bunch of teeth. I mean, that's still cool, dirty, homeless and toothless people deserve love too. But he went "not everyday an amazing woman will meet an amazing man like me". I'm like "thanks for the compliment, but you lost me at referring to yourself as amazing."
If any of you wanna say I'm judgy about this, especially if you're a man, I'll tell you what I told a mutual friend who responded to the above with "oh, come on, he's a good guy": if I dirty, homeless and toothless woman come hit on you hard, are you really not gonna react the same way or even stronger??????? Huh, huh???
Hmm...makes you really think about that double-standard, doesn't it???
#thinkstr #opiononstr
The funniest men are those that are in a midlife crisis.
They buy a sportscar and think that girls are looking at him instead of looking at the car and thinking: there goes another midlife crisis dude! 🤣
I heard a guy who's a CEO (who doesn't like to shower and stinks) say "oh I'm the CEO, no one's gonna say anything'.
I was like "wow, this must be why some rich men are like I got money, it's okay I look like this. Women will come to me anyways."