Okay, let's go through your points.
1) HAHAHAHAHAHA, wrong! I won't discuss shitcoin narratives, which have already been disputed countless times.
2) Energy is work not expended, which makes both highly interchangeable. That’s why both are expressed in joules, by the way.
3) Oh boy! For someone so concerned with the literal wording of the white paper, this might come as a shock, but Satoshi never mentions the term "trustless" because Bitcoin was never trustless. Trustless systems do not exist. They can't. Therefore, it wasn't Satoshi's goal. His goal was to minimize the need for trust and eliminate the need for a trusted third party. That's actually expressed in the white paper and it’s very different from what you said.