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Yes πŸ«‚ if you have Jesus on speed dial

Yes πŸ«‚ he’s on my emergency contact card as well

Oh amazing πŸ”₯ she’s golden then πŸ€£πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

Haha πŸ˜‚

looks like at least one person can spot intelligent humor.

congrats.

Mmmmmmm.

Me doing the math to see if it's worth ending up being tied up in a basement or not.

do you think the fuck around & find out formula is the one that applies here or

I think in this case you would definitely have the fuck around to find out. But you would have to be running some sort of ongoing cost-benefit analysis as you fuck around and find out.

this is true let’s see if the math is mathing

Dude. Run. Just. Run.

But.. she might be the one

The one to kill you in your sleep? Possibly.

TikTok genuinely horrifies me.

sometimes it sends shill’s up my spine

No, that’s twitter. 😜

the they’re the same picture meme applies here 🀣

Wowowowowoeoeoeowowowowwooooww

Her uterus is crying out!!!

That was hard to watch man πŸ«‚

I had a few seconds of sympathy wondering if she'd lost a child recently and this was a way of coping.

Then she tipped the coffee cup and I realised

a. She's bonkers

b. I'm too sympathetic

c. That's a minute of my life gone just like that.

😴

Scary woman

she’s just lonely af

A killer in the making. Probably soon gonna cut out the 6 month old fetus of a random pregnant woman. Better institutionalize her asap.