Lol
You said you don't understand the hype around Monero, so I explained all the problems with the "privacy layers" you listed off (which you didn't contest)
Nothing more, nothing less
But if you want we can go in circles and theorize about "perfect money" and go off-topic if you want...
I don't think a non-fungible money would qualify as "perfect" (I'm not claiming Monero is perfect, but you are claiming Bitcoin is)
Gold was civilizations money for several millennia and has more in common with Monero than Bitcoin (private, fungible, small amount of inflation, opaque circulating supply). People still prefer gold over Bitcoin.
Lightning can't even scale right now without 100+ MB blocks...on-chain Bitcoin doesn't stand a chance. If Bitcoin has time to figure it out, with it's higher popularity, then so does Monero.
Monero isn't just "scrambled". Amounts and addresses are completely hidden. Search the address on my profile on any Monero blockchain explorer and let me know any amounts or addresses for transactions I've ever made. Meanwhile Wallet of Satoshi knows everything about your transaction history and can rug you at any moment. The entire world can see your on-chain Bitcoin transactions no matter how many times you coinjoin. But no third party has access to my Monero transaction history.
Good luck with your expensive NFT surveillance chain and targeted miner censorship






