Today I learn that what I thought was a cicada chirping out is actually some form of jungle cockroach the size of a fucking mouse. Apologies but I nailed it with a shoe. Everything wants to either eat you or bill you here 😂
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cleaners
She was mortified, took it real personally, I had to spend 10 minutes explaining with my tiny Spanish and Google translate , it’s okay it flew in … the house is clean, the house is over sanitised , I’ve asked her to relax a bit
With great beauty comes...giant chirping cockroaches 😂. Glad you survived!
Anecdotes to tell grandchildren 😄
They are good with rice 😂