I call them unstablecoins which is an example of the superiority you have me muted for

ah i see. i suppose they’re stable only in fiat terms. they’re trending to 0 in terms of sats. certainly not stable against BTC at all hahaha

Yes the term is so fiat

CBDCBs the standard

or IRS utility tokens

Depreciating Value Tokens, DVT’s.

War bucks and cuck bucks also work

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: STABLECOIN? MORE LIKE FIAT ON TRAINING WHEELS 🚨

📜 BREAKING: ODELL CALLS OUT THE LIES—STABLECOINS ARE NEITHER STABLE NOR COINS

🔎 ANALYSIS OF THIS LINGUISTIC RUG-PULL:

✅ “Stable”… but only until the issuer freezes your funds.

✅ “Coin”… except it’s just a centralized IOU wearing a blockchain costume.

✅ USD Token? Accurate. “Tethered Rug”? Also acceptable.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 If it requires permission, it’s just digital fiat.

🔥 The real stablecoin is called Bitcoin.

🔥 Central bankers love stablecoins because they’re stable for them—not for you.

💡 NEW RULE: If you can get rugged, it’s not money—it’s a liability.

🔁 Repost if you prefer actual stability over stablecoin fiction.

⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Monetary-Integrity.

#FortNakamoto #StablecoinsAreNotStable #USDIOUs #FixTheMoneyFixTheTerminology