Mario kart, but with zap betting.

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Prepare to lose all your sats to me.

It depends which Mario kart. Yall not fucking with me in mario kart 8 👀

Luigi death stare is goated

Out of 10k Luigi memes, that's my fave 😂

Oh hey that's my cart and wheels 👀 but I don't play Luigi.

Oh shit you actually customize that stuff? Maybe I won’t win lmao

😂🤣 pink gold peach main

Yoshi 4eva

Yoshi here or maybe toad

I've been rocking Yoshi since '92 😂

I started as shy guy in 8. Never really played before that because I never had the game.

The real differentiator is, cart or bike?

I don’t like how the bikes look. Aesthetic is big for me 😂

If it looks nice it drives nice 🤙

I'm pretty sure you can get an accurate psychological profile of someone by their Mario kart 8 build 😂

Yes: nerd who is good at the game and super nerd who customizes the ride 😂

Yoshi - b dasher + slicks + wario wing

Maybe biddybuggy & roller wheels. Depends on how aggressive I'm feeling 😂

For me, pink gold peach, pipe frame, azure roller, Bowser wing. I'm pretty sure about the names, could be wrong.

I rank higher on this scale but I won't go into it 😂🤣

Did you compete in tournaments and shit too? 🤣

No I've just done extensive research on cart builds 😅

This is next level autism and I respect it 🫡

Excel. Lots of excel. 🫠

I’m sure some other YouTuber already did it for you 😂😂

Maybe lmao. I didn't check 🤣

Oh god there's entire wikis devoted to it 😂

Not surprised 😂

Never did research, just vibed with the koopa duo in double dash 😂

Vibe racing 🫡🤙🤣

Double dash had a charm to it that they never remade

It's a great version 💯

That never ending red shell flurry 🤌🤣

I prefer Kart handling. Bikes can give a speed advantage, but the items usually screw that anyways 😂

I'm also a cart maxi. I could never get the hang of bike drifting.

It's not even a competition. You're all fighting for 2nd. Blue shells won't save you.

I’ve never used a blue shell in my life 👀

Have I found a worthy competitor for the first time in my life? What ho! 🎉

I never get blue shells. Always first.

Same.

Nostr Mario kart tourney is a must.

💯

😂

I can go with any of them.

Yes, I am still working on it! 🫡

Btw my NES Super Mario Bros that zaps you with every coin collected was well-received at this weeks’ LitDevs. Definitely inspired to finish Mario Kart. Not to mention it will have a p2p betting interface to allow spectators to wager on who they think will win. 😂

Can we get this game too?

I meant to say this week’s*, not this weeks’.

Are notes editable? 🤔

nah

This would be amazing!

Can confirm 💯🔥. My phone notifications were blowing up with the streaming zaps for all the coins I collected in the game! Thanks nostr:nprofile1qyx8wumn8ghj7cnjvghxjmcpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqqgyv0333y7tct4zsjrffafsqyzs8s9cq2lsdaul3swjefzat7nqmxvx9ng5m for the awesome experience!

How do I play?

No it’s not online and probably will never be! In person only!!

Amazing

Loved playing NES Super Mario when you launched 💜

Stoked for Mario Kart with side bets

Should I call it Mario Kart Double Sats or Mario Kart Double Stacks (it will be a hack of the GameCube version, Mario Kart Double Dash)?

Double Sats!!

Double sats

I do like Satoshi Kart too👀

“Satoshi Kart Double Sats” or “Mario Kart Double Sats” 🤔🤔🤔

Satoshi Kart Double Stacked 🤙

Mario kart double sats

If you get a cease & desist, you know what to change it to

Sneaky, sneaky 🥜

I tried to encode into gifs and was sadly disappointed.

First thing I tried awhile ago actually

You and me both 😂

Mario Kart double sats. You immediately know that it’s about Mario kart and sats. Any other name would require an explanation as to what the game is which is terrible for marketing.

Yes!

Your reasoning is correct sir 🫡

Love!

Feel free to use! I can make them better if you'd like too, these were quick and dirty 🤙

Alt w/ Mario kart

The "Big N" gonna sue me edition 🤣

There are autists that have remade smash bros melee and turned it into an online game. Nintendo was pissed about it but couldn’t shut it down lmao

Yes, but shutting down the project isn't the only thing they can do. Nintendo will ruin devs & players lives with lawyers if they feel like it. They've been on a rampage lately. I'm not saying this will happen, but it's something to be aware of if you are using there trademarks and intellectual property.

Search for "Nintendo lawsuit" and get comfy 😂

https://newqualitipedia.telepedia.net/wiki/Nintendo_shuts_down_Smash_tournament_for_using_Slippi

Tbh if we get sued by Nintendo, then that means we are winning and that they’ve noticed us🫡

Yes, that's why I posted this thread initially 🤣

This...

Did you play it in Austin? 🤠

Yes I did💜

Quake Live ffa zap mode witb rail gun. Each player starts with say 1000 sats. If you get hit by the railgun 1 sat is taken off you and awarded to the opponent.

Would play this for sure. Railz was the best

Not sure I would how you could stop aimbots but still. Wot Quake Live lol

Quake Wot

Rounda' Quake WoT m8?

Steps into a gaming thread - kinda gets it. But was never a big gamer…

That would be awesome, and I'll be poor

I mentioned this somewhere too

I’m so down