Oh Godess, nostr is confusing, I thought this was the answer to the other conversation we had. So is it possible you have kids? Your meat meet joke is likely to be a dad joke. And the assumption that you are very very funny is also something dads use to say.
Sadly yesterday he wasn't lucky. He is after a special one. Five or six years old. Time for the youngsters to get his area. In Germany hunters have to fulfill a shooting quota so you have to decide wise which pieces you take out.