Wife hack: wait until your husband is literally beginning to starve to death to cook his meal, that way it will taste way better than it actually does.

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LMAO 🀣

Works πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚

Alternatively you can just boil a good milk steak for him with a side of jelly beans.

I like my milk steak boiled over easy

Same same

WITH the denim found under the bridge

You watch IASIP!!! there aren't as many of us around as I would like!

I went to school with Charlie πŸ˜‚πŸ€­πŸ«‚

No way! πŸ˜‚ It's my fave comedy. I once had a man say to me that it's awful and they make very hurtful jokes.

There was no second date

What a little fragile flower of a man

I mean, you're being pretty generous there

Definitely πŸ˜‚

Denim chicken is good too

Good flavor profile

I cook around here.

Will try it

She will think you got better over night

I'm already pretty good :P

Unfortunately, I start feeling hungry way before my husband, and if I don't make food, he will. Since we had our son, I've started making food sometimes, and then my husband finishes it's because I got busy dealing with hunger cries πŸ˜… or, I dealt with those while my husband started dinner, and then he gets busy on Nostr and so I finish the meal.

Team work πŸ˜ŽπŸ€—

That’s rad! My husband doesn’t know how to cook so it’s me or nobody and I don’t get hungry until nighttime πŸ˜‚

I think my husband knows how to cook better than me. But we're very easy. Since getting a motorhome, we literally make everything in the microwave or sometimes the toaster oven. πŸ˜…

We discovered that we could cook hamburger meat in there and it's one of our favorites now!

Hell yeah to that

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† Youβ€˜re simply the best πŸ˜„ 😘

I read this like Tina turner sings it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚

LOL

misandry

husbands cook too

Well this note isn’t about them. Muted

This wife hack works great, but it is not a good mom hack. I tried it on the little people and they were too hangry to eat.

Yeah I imagine it wouldn’t be a great idea for the kiddos πŸ˜‚

Husband hack: leave home to feed yourself if dinner is not provided. Have a spirit and watch the sunset. If it becomes a pattern, have a difficult conversation.

#MasculineFrame

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Well played. Your secret is safe with us. πŸ˜„

Thank you 🀭

Edging dinner.

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