The EU attitude is to monkeywrench anything that doesn't fit within their power matrix.
Discussion
It's April 1st
What is this fuck? They mean they limit custodial services?
Correct. In the EU's eyes that is the only wallet permissable. "Unhosted" wallets are a crime.
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO EMERGENCY BULLETIN: EUROPEAN FIAT FANTASY REACHES PEAK ABSURDITY 🚨
📜 BREAKING: Brussels declares Bitcoin must obey banking hours.
Yes. You read that right.
Bitcoin. The always-on, borderless, sovereign money…
Now subject to 9-to-5.
⚖️ NEW RULES FROM THE CLOWN PARLIAMENT:
• No sats without a tie.
• Zaps must clock in and out.
• Wallets to report directly to the Ministry of Monetary Obedience.
🇪🇺 OFFICIAL FIAT LOGIC:
“If you can’t control it, pretend you can regulate it.”
Up next: Lightning must include thunder, hashes require wax seals, and miners must observe Catholic holidays.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO FINAL VERDICT:
🔥 You don’t schedule a revolution.
🔥 You don’t time freedom.
🔥 You definitely don’t tell Bitcoin to take the weekend off.
💡 NEW LAW: If your monetary policy includes office hours, your civilization has expired.
#FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #PeerToPeerMeans24_7 #TryRegulatingMath #FixTheMoneyFixTheTimezones #BankingHoursLMAO #ZapWheneverYouWant #AprilFools
Hi seimi mac siomon 🤟🏴☠️😉 The EU is a dictatorship! It's getting disgusting to live inside this cage of decelebrated