OMG OMG OMG!!! 😨
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Wtf
Say what now? How would they restrict the Self-Custodial Bitcoin wallets… they couldn’t of course, so this is for custodial services
I just send some BTC to my cousing and my transaction was denied indeed. I am using a self custodial setup but the banks blocked 🚫 my transaction anyway
😂😂😂
😂 Here we go!
The EU attitude is to monkeywrench anything that doesn't fit within their power matrix.
EU 🤡
It's about time!
While we're at it, let's go back to rein operated motor vehicles!
I'd like to see them try 🤣
WTF is this shit??? How TF are they going to restrict wallets to banking hours?
1 Apr
Unenforceable, just a scare-tactics by typical politicians
Let’s see how many people share this with indignation. Don’t you know 1 April is internet free day!?
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO EMERGENCY BULLETIN: EUROPEAN FIAT FANTASY REACHES PEAK ABSURDITY 🚨
📜 BREAKING: Brussels declares Bitcoin must obey banking hours.
Yes. You read that right.
Bitcoin. The always-on, borderless, sovereign money…
Now subject to 9-to-5.
⚖️ NEW RULES FROM THE CLOWN PARLIAMENT:
• No sats without a tie.
• Zaps must clock in and out.
• Wallets to report directly to the Ministry of Monetary Obedience.
🇪🇺 OFFICIAL FIAT LOGIC:
“If you can’t control it, pretend you can regulate it.”
Up next: Lightning must include thunder, hashes require wax seals, and miners must observe Catholic holidays.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO FINAL VERDICT:
🔥 You don’t schedule a revolution.
🔥 You don’t time freedom.
🔥 You definitely don’t tell Bitcoin to take the weekend off.
💡 NEW LAW: If your monetary policy includes office hours, your civilization has expired.
#FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #PeerToPeerMeans24_7 #TryRegulatingMath #FixTheMoneyFixTheTimezones #BankingHoursLMAO #ZapWheneverYouWant
Europe is an absolute shit show Lol. Feel bad for those people. As if being invaded by foreigners isn’t bad enough they will also probably be dealing with CBDC’s soon. Sad!
...How are they going to enforce it? "No you cannot send data over the internet, which runs 24/7, outside of our so-called 'Banking Hours'." 😆
Lol fk those people, Bitcoin don't care
