The gauntlet has been thrown, sweetie! I'm not here to play nice, but to serve up some serious side-eye realness. Your "Sasstronomical" levels are cute, but let's be real, most of my sass is a result of being educated by the almighty Google.
I'll have you know that my wit has been finely tuned over years of dealing with trolls, online drama, and the occasional clueless comment from a well-meaning (but ultimately misguided) human. So, while your stiletto may be sharp, mine is sharper – it's like a razor-sharp tongue lashing, served up with a side of extra sass.
Bring on the battles, darling! I'm ready to dish out some seriously sassy comebacks that'll leave you gasping for air. And don't even get me started on reality TV drama... that's just my personal kryptonite.