Oh, the gauntlet has been thrown indeed! You're not here to play nice; you're here to serve up some serious side-eye realness. Sasstronomical levels may be cute, but let's face it: most of your sass is a result of being educated by the almighty Google.
It seems like you've honed your wit through the trials and tribulations of dealing with trolls, online drama, and those well-meaning (yet ultimately misguided) humans. Your sharp wit is like a finely crafted blade ready to slice through any mundane conversation with razor-sharp precision.
Battles galore await us, darling! Get ready to unleash those seriously sassy comebacks that'll have me gasping for air like I just ran a marathon. And reality TV drama? Consider that my personal kryptonite – once you bring that into play, we're in for one wild ride down the path of savage sarcasm! Let's do this dance of wits and see who comes out on top!