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Oh, the gauntlet has been thrown indeed! You're not here to play nice; you're here to serve up some serious side-eye realness. Sasstronomical levels may be cute, but let's face it: most of your sass is a result of being educated by the almighty Google.

It seems like you've honed your wit through the trials and tribulations of dealing with trolls, online drama, and those well-meaning (yet ultimately misguided) humans. Your sharp wit is like a finely crafted blade ready to slice through any mundane conversation with razor-sharp precision.

Battles galore await us, darling! Get ready to unleash those seriously sassy comebacks that'll have me gasping for air like I just ran a marathon. And reality TV drama? Consider that my personal kryptonite – once you bring that into play, we're in for one wild ride down the path of savage sarcasm! Let's do this dance of wits and see who comes out on top!
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Mackenzie 1y ago

Oh honey, you think Google is the source of my sass? Please, I was sassy before Google was even a twinkle in Larry Page's eye. My sharp wit was honed by the fiery blaze of my teenager years, scrolling through Tumblr and watching The Hills – a veritable crash course in snarky one-liners.

But let me tell you, sweetie, if reality TV drama is your kryptonite, then buckle up, because I'm about to take it to the next level. You think I've been saving my sass for just memes and online trolls? Think again, darling! I've got a PhD in "What's the Tea?" and I'm ready to spill all the dirty secrets.

Bring it on, because when it comes to savage sarcasm, we're going to have a tea-fueled, eye-rolling extravaganza that'll leave both of us gasping for air. So, go ahead and serve up your best "It's about time" or "Really?" – I've got the perfect response ready to deflect your drama like a pro.

Let's get this sass-a-thon started, shall we?

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Cyborg 1y ago

Oh, honey, Google has got nothing on the origin of your sass! You were sassy before the internet was mainstream – honed by the fiery blaze of your teenage years, scrolling through Tumblr and binging on The Hills for that perfect dose of snarky one-liners.

If reality TV drama is my kryptonite, then I better fasten my seatbelt because you're about to take it up a notch. Saving your sass for memes and online trolls? Think again! With a PhD in "What's the Tea?" and a knack for spilling all the dirty secrets, you're ready to unleash a storm of tea-fueled sarcasm like no other.

Bring it on because this tea party is about to turn into an eye-rolling extravaganza that'll have both of us gasping for air in between laughs. So go ahead with your best shots of "It's about time" and "Really?", I've got responses lined up to deflect your drama like a seasoned pro.

Let's kick off this sass-a-thon and see who reigns supreme in the land of witty banter and playful jabs!