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Dude they try to kill themselves CONSTANTLY. It's like they have a leprechaun with a rabbit's foot on standby to luck them out of certain death.

I went to the bathroom for 5 minutes. Our kid comes in glassy-eyed and weaving after he put on a fire helmet, gloves, and a particulate respirator and stood in the smoke from our firepit. In FIVE MINUTES he had a thought, made a plan, put on the wrong PPE, and tried to kill himself.

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J 1y ago

Well done kid. 😂

Found mine near death after self-zipping in to a bean bag chair once. There’s no such thing as child proofing.

mrecheese 🧀 1y ago

No there's not. They're like the MacGyver of accidental death and dismemberment. Locked in a padded room with a paper clip, two sticks of bubble gum, and an ear of corn? No problem, we can get an ER visit out of that.

J 1y ago

Obviously an overnight stay with those tools of mass destruction.