Space. 60% of the time, it works every time.

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Ok what if she’s offended by space

If she left the room then that wouldn’t seem fair 🤔 course you could pull a #[3]​ and try a giant inescapable bear hug, but from experience that route is very hit or miss…but when it’s a hit it really works! 😅

Try farting. 50-50 shot she either laughs or gets even more angry.

FARTING ONLY MAKES HER HAPPY IF SHE IS ALREADY IN A GOOD MOOD. IF HER MOOD IS NOT TOP TIER, FARTING WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY MAKE THINGS VERY WORSE.

Inescapable bear hug combined with a big fart. What a Chad. 🤙

You two 💜🫂

Farting with a big hug will be the next strategy. Appreciate the chuckle on a tough night ❤️

Then maybe she wants you to go to her and make it all better

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