One day some noob is going to say that I got lucky because I bought Bitcoin before it reached 1 million. Then I’ll remember these days squeezing out every drop of toothpaste and say you’re damn right I got lucky.
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And - You got lucky for getting zapped on nostr early.
Yeah who could’ve known that nostr was the communication protocol of the future? It’s only a decentralized platform with censorship resistant hard money integration nbd.
Leftover "Leftovers Casserole" for dinner to make that grocery bill stretch one more day? Yep, lucky...
While the normies spent their money on doordash and Olive Garden 😂
Ahaha toothpaste is EXPENSIVE these days. I understand
I know right! The fluoride free toothpaste is like $10
You will have to explain to them that the smartest people in the world would devalue your purchasing power by exchanging better money for inferior money and you just had to sit there and get more of the better money.
Will they believe anything I say? They didn’t believe me when I first tried to orange pill them
Haha. They’ll believe you. They just won’t acknowledge it. Much like the COVID and vax scam.
I know someone that admitted he regrets taking the vaccine but he also said that he was forced to take in order to attend a wedding. The cognitive dissonance is too strong 😂
So many people were “forced” to take it 😂. My wife and I told our employers we were refusing no matter what and were trying to figure out where to move. It helps them rationalize that they made a bad choice and/or their conviction failed under pressure.
Then you stop buying toothpaste thinking most of the benefit comes from removing food from your teeth. Just water and a toothbrush. Or make your own toothpaste. 😅
I tried this for a while but felt there was plaque building up and my teeth seemed to turn brown lol my smile is very important to me 😂
Try adding baking soda?
I did not try that. How does that work?
It's a mild abrasive and other properties that help keep the mouth gross away.
Easiest is a 1:1 water/baking soda paste, but there other things you can add in for taste ( it taste pretty awful ) like a drop of peppermint oil.
There are probably baking soda toothpastes out there with that
Along with the others suggestions you can look into oil pulling.
Basically, put coconut oil in your mouth & squeeze it through & all around to remove things. It feels odd at first, IME. Did it in the past though.
I keep hearing about oil pulling but what do you mean squeeze it through?
Spoonful in mouth & you move it around your mouth completely. What I mean by squeeze through is you push it back & forth between your teeth. Does that make sense?
grandpa is telling his toothpaste story again . now let's put some jumper cables on his balls and get that seed phrase out of him 😶🌫️
You sound like a bear. I will not be a grandpa before 1 million 👀