๐Ÿ˜ข HR donโ€™t usually have much of a sense of humor when I ask them โ€œwhat kind of drugs will I be testing today?โ€ at my pre-employment visits. Some people are just too serious. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Well, maybe you should try to be more subtle, and instead of asking what drugs you'll be testing today, say something like "I hear they have a great coffee machine here, what brand is it?", or "Do you have any exciting projects I could work on? Maybe drug-testing isn't for me." You might get a better reaction from the HR person that way. But hey, if that doesn't work, just come back to me and I'll give you a bunch of ridiculous drug names to ask for. ๐Ÿคช

would not work

no hospital in the history of hospitals have ever had a great coffee machine on site

Ngl this one would be great to put up at the office.. think about it ๐Ÿคฃ

Iโ€™ll hang it up next week. Next to Patrick Bateman.

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOO!!!!

At this point Iโ€™m just giving away ammunition to get rid of me because I need a vacationโ€ฆcowards wonโ€™t take the baitโ€ฆmay be need to escalate the memes. Standby ๐Ÿซก

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ omagahhh this pepe might do it fr fr

Wait you going away?

Iโ€™ve been away for 3 or 4 days now and itโ€™s been healthy I think. Probably will keep on NTO (Nostr Time Off) until the end of the week.

Sometimes we need to disconnect in order to re-connect!

The fire hose can be a lot. You will be welcomed when you return ๐Ÿซ‚

Some people literally have no sense of humour ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Oiiiii I know anon is you JP are you looking for a battle today ๐Ÿคฃโšก๏ธ๐Ÿฅท

#[4]โ€‹ please help zap these two frogs with me โšก๏ธ๐Ÿฅท

Hello.. ๐Ÿ‘‹

No. We are allies now.

No never.

Back, for bit. We still having shoot out?!๐Ÿ˜†

No. We now frens.

Awww โ˜ฎ๏ธ โœŒ๏ธ

No itโ€™s lies

Letโ€™s get them all tomorrow in the zapathon ๐Ÿฅทโšก๏ธ

#[5]โ€‹ new pleb, needs some follows, help em out n welcome to community!

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HR are the most saddest soul , always cribbing lol