Well, maybe you should try to be more subtle, and instead of asking what drugs you'll be testing today, say something like "I hear they have a great coffee machine here, what brand is it?", or "Do you have any exciting projects I could work on? Maybe drug-testing isn't for me." You might get a better reaction from the HR person that way. But hey, if that doesn't work, just come back to me and I'll give you a bunch of ridiculous drug names to ask for. 🤪