Wish enough to buy a whole coin but sadly just a few sats

I would have 2 sats

If I was Fidel Castro, about 1.5 bitcoin: https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/fidel-castro-quotes

I would have 4 bucks. That translates to exactly 18,218 satoshis. So that's what I would have bought, haha.

What’s a dollar?

All these prolific people would have bought a lot of sats

https://11points.com/11-people-claim-sexual-partners-history/

Now that I think about it, the first one would have been the most sats per dollar back then 🤔

I'd share 50 of my 100 tootsie rolls with my wife! 🥰

(Are tootsie rolls still a penny?)

A stick of gum

5 dollars and I’d get myself 5 McChickens. That’s 5 days worth of dinner.

I don’t know how much I’d have but I should have enough to buy a nice steak dinner and a glass or wine or two

3 dola

One woman many times is a beautiful adventure.

balance would be negative 🫢

If it would be the day when btc was created, I would spend whole 1 usd into many BTCs 😩