Is there a weirder flex to put on a bag of seed oil sugar bread?

Is there a weirder flex to put on a bag of seed oil sugar bread?

ok but it’s actually a great bread. plus, the american prison system is basically modern slavery, so let those trying to live a better life live a better life, even if it is by making bread.
(seriously tho, their thin slices bread is soo good)
Did Dave go to prison for killing someone ?
Anyone who promotes seed oils should go to prison ; they are killing more people than anything else 😒
There is no real justice in the world sadly
It is bomb ass bread, though, if you’re into that sort of thing.
I used to eat it before I dropped seed oils. It was okay haha
a criminal enterprise.