is there a word for when you are pooping but then you also pee unexpectedly and everything is a little frantic while you get it all under control?

I bet German has a word for this.

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Yes we have a word for it but the character limit in nostr isn't enough to spell it.

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"Scheisseichhabegeschissenundjetzpinkelistuberallscheisse" - Goethe

Normally I sit down to poop, so pee doesn't bring much chaos into the equation. How do you poop?

I normally sit down to poop as well. although sometimes I guess when you are outside you don’t really have that option. but then in that scenario you probably are less worried about the mess of unexpected pee anyway so idk 🤷‍♀️

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poop is just the best

The internet has you covered 🤣

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=453r_F-wpYI

I just call it pooping. No number 2 without number 1.

QE

My response: We need more women on Nostr.

lol, i agree

excuse me, miss, this is a unisex concern (probably? I don’t really know). don’t be sexist.

Have scrolled past one too many posts with similar ~vibes~

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Sorry this isn’t twitter

exactly. here, nobody can censor me for earnest poop related inquiry.

Sorry I was too direct, just felt strong engagement farming vibes on this one. I highly value your take on most non poop topics.

I believe you will find that this was … drum roll … a shitpost.

If the past is our memories need for structure, and the future is our imaginations best attempt to render possibility. I suppose now is critical, and not to be wasted on pondering what this shitposting is all about.

Werner Heisenberg had a term for this I think.

That would be knows as “aging”

That’s correct, there is one:

StuhlenpissÜberaschung!

That sounds like quantum superposition.

German is poopenfrankenpeeon