she's the type that if someone sold her on bitcoin, she would go out and buy eth.

Nenhum momento alguem pensou que ela podia ficar de ponta cabeça? A burrice corre no sangue.

I like how they are solving it by a nail clipper...

Plot twist: she's into bondage

There's a ball bearing locking mechanism in the retractor.

They should have moved the car so it's facing uphill before trying to get some slack in the belt.

It's almost like a virtue to be able to do stupid shit like that 🤣