When you accidentally overcook the sh*t out of your steak, but you can’t let it go so you’re eating some dry, crunchy tragedy for dinner

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add some BBQ sauce and it's now pre-beef jerky

Post it

No balls

We're waiting Guy ⏰

Bitch I was eating my gross steak. My ass doesn’t have Nostr open in one hand while I’m sitting at the table. 🤣

Fake nostrich 🤷‍♂️

My balls are huge. Don’t test me 😂

You’re lucky you caught me just before I finished it.

It’s not the worst I’ve ever done, but it’s definitely not the juicy, red center steak I had planned on 😭

Jaw muscle gains incoming

Wow. Like thicc beef jerky.

Time to bust out the ketchup

Mustard for me.

Oh God... A1 at least!

Los dos and teriyaki sauce 😂

Sorry...but...

I'm under pressure to not fuck this one up, but dry steak was my latest result 😅

It’s premium jerky now

tragic, happens to the best of us

Just add some mustard and raw onions.

Happens to us all.

Make some kind of soup. Cut up the steak and now you have a luxurious soup. Maybe borscht?

If it helps you feel better, the protein is more bioavailable that way haha

It doesn’t make me feel better 😆

I feel you my fren. Did the same yesterday, hated the chewing. Today I will just have pouched eggs with sour cream.

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