Have you ever been so mad with how horrible a movie was that you were super excited about, that you spent two months writing 200 pages of an entirely different script and laying out casting ideas for it until you felt it was “fixed”?

I have 🤣

Guess the movie (don’t be greedy, repost so others can play 🤣) and I’ll zap 21,000 sats

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Wonka✨️ 🍫👌

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Bambi

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Bladerunner 2049

May guess nostr:npub17ranr5vpp20etheaz78u6e72pvyc0xk3r6rgnetfvtxc88acat2q4nhenz knows this one 😂 also my guess is The Entity

I did it with Rise of Skywalker

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Star Wars - Episode 1

Loved it

Based on your recent post, I’m guessing The Force Awakens

Openhaimer

Napoleon

Dune

Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace

Napoleon

Dumb Money

Barbie

“Marvels”? xD

Battlefield Earth

A.I.

Blade Runner 2049

Must be that one 😁😅

Jurassic World?

Matrix 4

I feel so proud that I actually made it through that entire movie.

Dunno, Oppenheimer?

I was mad how Hereditary ended. Everything but end is the best horror I have ever seen. If they were to drop the occult woowoo bullshit and make it all about mental illness - I would shit bricks. I trip on the idea of this kind of ending.

Star Wars Episode I

Barbi

Killers of the Flower Moon?

Attack of the Clones

Elemental

The creator (2023)

Lord of the rings could've been better!

Schpoidah maahn

Napoleon

Trailer Park Backdoor Whores Vol III was the weakest offering in the series.

Well it would be by the third time around... 😁

Final episode of GOT?

Its gotta be Beyoncés RENAISSANCE movie isn't it....

(I know it's notnit as it just came out not to long ago and I have no clue)

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New Mary Poppins was an aweful disappointment

napoleon

Hmm…The Social Network?

Dune. For sure ;)

LOTR

weekend at bernies

Avatar: The Last Airbender

For real, the disappointment was so intense. Shyamalan had a lot going for him at the time and he dropped the ball so hard.

I was speechless when we walked out of that film… I was just… “what the fuck did I just watch?”

I’ve never heard of a casting decision so retarded, as picking a young lead with no acting experience… based on nothing more than a karate video. This kid has to CARRY THE CHARISMA OF THE WHOLE SERIES, and it has to be a child actor, and he literally cast a hollow wooden block as its lead. That should’ve been seen as the single biggest and most important problem on their hands for making that film work. Can they find a lively, liveable, bright, playful kid, who can do some elaborate flow and dance movement (or enough to use a stand in) that every person in the audience is going to care about, and who can put up with this crap for 6 years of films if it’s successful.

“Can he do karate” is not even on the list of “stuff that fucking matters.” Just get a kid who dances FFS. Get a Bollywood kid, they’d be perfect. They sing, dance, have a more stage acting presence so they exaggerate emotions and delivery. Thats what they need for Aang. Literally anything other than what they did. The whole cast was like this. That casting director should be ashamed, lol.

The awful casting choices alone are hard to recover from if they didn’t make 100 other absurd choices that they piled on top of a script that sounded like the characters were reading a bullet point outline of the plot as dialogue lines.

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You can see why I had the motivation to fix this stinking mess of a film 🤣

Preach

Indiana jones 4

The Big Short

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Titanic

Save the last dance.

Babe: Pig in the City

A Haunting in Venice or any of the recent Poirot movies

dune

resident evil

Rings of Power

Anything by Disney