Is it obvious I'm a bachelor

Is it obvious I'm a bachelor

But at least your bank account isn't being leeched by a succubus π
Eggs β
Sriracha β
Beer β
You've definitely passed the Bachelors test
You lay your milk flat? You savage.
I wonder what the bachelorette fridges look like. Mine is fairly full... All the time.... but I like to cook so π€·
I like to cook too... but cannot stand cleaning π
No, you have eggs. Unless itβs for a shake, you are not supposed to have a frying pan..
"you may not like it, but THIS is what peak male performance looks like" lmao πͺ
This is my fridge minus a brick of butter and a steak I'll eat that same day π
I was too for 3 years. Mine was always pretty full but I do have 4 kids full-time so an empty fridge would be a problem... π€·ββοΈ
That bottle of hot sauce is rare π