on the bright side you could also just use webassembly

I am old enough to have advocated for flash to die in favor of js. If only I'd have known.

I planned to insert a joke here about using Actionscript on the server but thought I should google first.. Oh gosh. What have we done?

Why can't we have have nice things like scripting languages or template formats without people trying to write applications in them?

Is it time to vibe code a css based server-side application language or am I going to be horrified by something that already exists?

i hate js so much but we can't escape it