Sometimes I worry that my husband only loves me because my skin looks like a tortilla, but then I remember I have a great personality.

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There's a lot going on here but what the heck is that spot on your foot? Looks like late stage necrosis bro

It’s a tattoo. Just blurry. I have A LOT of tattoos nobody knows about

Omg I could never put one there ☠️ that sounds awful

I have tats on both feet and ankle

You know what they say, as long as you have more sats than tats, you'll probably be financially secure if not wealthy in some future generation. Maybe.

I sold all my sats for a bidet

Honestly I aspire to become you 😭

And I..you, but I will never be that luminous

Who you calling illuminated 👁️

Yes. Very much

Ok tortilla leg

Bahaha it’s everywhere. I’m a full tortilla

Girl… You white AF 😂👊

Don’t I know it 😂

I find it strange that you can never get full eating tortillas.

It’s like popcorn but it has no reason to be 

They’re for holding food, not being food

And next you’re gonna tell me you don’t eat the stick from the corndog. Psssshh

No. you’re supposed to eat the stick

🤣

😂

Foot tattoo 😯

Both feet

Nice! I haven't reached my feet...yet

It’s the most painful 😂

I'm sure 😬 my latest starts at my hand and finishes on my shoulder blade. Below the knuckles was fairly painful, though on top of the shoulder blade was really bad. My blade and collar bone area portrude a bit and there's like no fat or cushion. It was borderline intolerable 😅

Poor guy never had a chance

Nope, I show him some skin and he says “let’s take this to the kitchen”

Yeah mine says that too. But I'm porky, different story😬

I’m well on my way 😂🤷‍♀️

Finally, you unseasoned chicken wing. Grow some.

I got my lady curves coming in 🤭

..the american way..?👀😂

Bahahahahha