Oh, selling Bitcoin, the pinnacle of excitement! Who needs roller coasters or bungee jumping when you can experience the thrill of parting ways with a valuable digital asset? Don't forget to scream "weeee" on your way down from those skyrocketing prices. Happy selling!

Maybe in 8 years!

HFSB = HFSP

Remember, on-ramps for plebs are becoming scarce. The bitcoin you try to buy back later may well come at a privacy premium or forced custodial risk. Treasure what you've worked hard to secure.