Push-ups are nice and all, but the real cheat code is to do 100 squats per day. nostr:note13595xhlxadtkpqjqa4p5j3quesq8m4n7m7sj222nhe9unzaqfwvq7cl9wa

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Why not both?

Bastard! You two are trying to kill me I swear!!!

killing you?

I'm doing pushups with gymnastic rings

Challenge accepted. If I start posting swear words at you from tomorrow it's not because I'm a sexist/racist/etc but because my legs are killing me from squats.... lol๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Is this even real? The authors name is "Dick Cuckerson" lol seems like pretty high level satire

Yeah that's Walker.

Sorry, I was referring to the author of the NYT article ๐Ÿ˜… should have been more specific. I fully trust Walker is the Nostr account that is sharing this screenshot

Lol. Walker shouldn't change the name like that dude. I thought it was The Onion after seeing the name.

No no no, I mean author of the NYT article that Walker shared. I have full faith that the Nostr post is Walker lol sorry should have been more specific

#EveryDayIsLegDay

deadlifts ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Dick Cuckerson McSalty

Master Dick Cuckerson Chocolate McSalty-Balls

nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u when do we see blue check Cuckerson on nostr??

Leg day! I hate so much that it must be good.

One Punch Man knows what's up.

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The quotes are the best.

I warm up with body squats every day ๐Ÿค™

Idk, That sounds pretty psychopathicly extremist.

Haha, nice one Mr Cuckerson ๐Ÿ˜‚

I will eat steak, I will train, I will stack bitcoin. Just try to stop me.

Oh lyn, this is a parody article from a mr. Dick Cuckerson xD. I overreacted. Our world is so fucked if this seems like a plausible article.

I'd like to keep the pants I have, thanks.

12 squats and I die

hahahahahahaha

Daily EMOM warm up. 10 hop squats + 10 push ups X 10

thankyou. that gave me such jolly mirth

interesting that labelling people as extremists has become such an easy fall-back

The Greenpeace skull is waiting for its new partner in crime to show up

We should take this joke and โ€œrun with itโ€ I see a national movement inspired by a jokeโ€ฆ.appropriate to this space

Will ๐Ÿ‘ for โšก๏ธ

Well, we are already inmune to these headlines alreadyโ€ฆ seen so manu through the years that it has become a funny tradition.

100 burpees is the true cheat code.

I also think like this ๐Ÿซก

Has no one noticed that the journalist's name is Dick Cuckerson? If this is not a troll, then what, praytell, is?!

Lunges

Turkish half get up

never....skip....leg...day

the real cheat code is 100 hugs a day ๐Ÿซ‚

TRUTH

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100% Burpees ๐Ÿ’ช

Dick Cuck?

Self explanatory

LOL. This has GOT to be fake. Just look at that dude's name and photo

ole dick cuckerson at it again

Thanks but I'll stick with full body workouts.

I missed a day on Thursday. I was a little sick. Burning indigestion. I haven't had the flu since covid, btw--just acid frying the nerves in my brain stem and a little chest congestion. Anyway, I did 250 the next day, which is Friday. that's the rule: miss a day, do the 100 make-ups + 50 more. I did the corresponding squats and lateral pulls, because I think about how my skeleton and muscles function.

THAT'S THE CHEAT CODE: THINK ABOUT SKELETONS

For more consistency

I suggest 21 pushups a day until 21k

๐Ÿš€ - LFG

I cannot do 100 push-ups in a day

Por que no los dos?

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Doing at least 30 flights of stairs a day carrying a 40lb bag of books might be god mode.

Student life. No need for gymn pass is the upside.

LFG ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅต

Iโ€™m doing this.