Two years ago I got some cash for my birthday
Instead of wasting it on some bullshit
I decided to buy 1 million sats
(It was about $350 at the time)
I labeled the UTXO "new golf clubs"
My plan was to buy new clubs when the million sats could afford it
We are getting close
I will have these irons before next spring
$350 + 2 years of delaying gratification = $2,100 set of irons
Bitcoin is honestly a cheat code 