Me: “Why are you here today, sir?”

👴: “I feel like I’m dying!! It’s awful! Please help me.”

…(has a cold)

Me: “Why are you in the hospital today, ma’am?”

👵: “Well young man last night I had an awful spill and suffered a complex fracture. I put some ice on my leg and went to sleep. However, when I woke up my ankle was really swollen and it seemed like I should get it checked out.”

…(skin seems to be the only thing keeping the foot attached to her leg)

Women are way, way tougher than men.