My wife just texted me. Apparently my son covertly acquired some cherry tomatoes and just spent a few minutes squeezing them like little grenades while sitting on the couch. She's having fun today.
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I like it! He's showing signs of being ungovernable! 🫡💪🫂
Signs?! SIGNS!!? This boy is the platonic avatar of sovereign will.
We shall put him together with my 4yo. That kid chooses humor over everything and although is governable, does it with apparent disgust, only for rewards and slipping out like a lawyer while having fun with it. His amusement cost me nearly a heart attack a few times. Unfortunately he's my copy, so I aim to hone his skills once we move past choking on fucking Lego.
Ok, please teach my son Chech in the process and he will teach your son Havok.
Little hand grenades
Better than cleaning up poop stains
Ya. he's pretty good about getting his poop to where it should be
I can't say I blame him, squeezing tomatoes is fun. I just usually do it in a pan and they're canned...