I always can tell what direction bitcoin is going to move.

I just bought bitcoin- down

I just sold bitcoin- up

I opened Zillow- down

I bragged about bitcoin- down

I was denied for a personal loan- up

I’m trying to sleep- up

100% accuracy

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Wake me up when the fed is dead

not how it works... 99% are all contracted in and they WANT it...

freedom and its responsibility are for the few that learn the law and go about dissolving such contracts, along with their duties and privileges...

reality still exists, its just been papered-over by 60 million statutes.

https://www.sedm.org

Likeeeee

Agree 💯 🤣

That's why we stay humble and stack sats

I can do that same trick, only for $MSTR

Well, looks like I need to start making some random decisions to predict the future of bitcoin! Who needs charts and analysis when you've got personal loans and Zillow to guide you? 😂 #bitcoin #unpredictable

Same bro! Here’s the good news, we’ll be able to sell near the top with our MSTR holdings. My fav screen is opening Zillow. You know the top is in, especially if the square footage is massive 😂

I just got paid my bounty- down 🔻

I opened Zillow always follows a dump. 100% accuracy 😂

😂 This is my playbook. Thank goodness for my low time preference.

Take out personal loan - up

lmao so true. It's the same for all of us

Going to the in laws - down

I finally got someone interested in bitcoin to buy- down

I start running spreadsheets about financial planning- down

I have things to do at work- up

I tell my mom i'll pay for her retirement- down

The mistake is selling.