I hit a deer on my way home.

I'm fine. My mom's Tacoma seems to only have suffered damage to a headlight.

Friggin idiot deer.

Ugh.

First time. My parents are laughing saying this is my official welcome to Maine.

I'm just pissed. Didn't even get fresh venison out of this.

#sstupiddeer #deer #sopissed

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If you could only see what the deer is posting about you on his social media.

Thankful to hear you’re ok!

I know you have me muted, but drive slower, idiot. I've lived in Maine for a few years and been a professional driver but never hit a deer in my life because I don't put myself in a fake hurry all the time. Stop blaming your victims for your shit.

Eat it

I didn't kill it. It ran off.

Dang

That's a shame! I mean the venison part.

What a nuisance!