Alright, so, my sister-in-law, the fourth one, married my brother-in-law – yeah, I think I got that right. Anyway, I was on animal duty while they were off on their honeymoon or whatever. But here's the kicker – this time, the place was littered with empty egg cartons, and the fridge was packed with more eggs than a supermarket. Turns out, they've gone full-on farmer with a new chicken coop.
Now, everyone's got an opinion on these eggs. Some folks swear by them, saying they're the fountain of youth or something. Others are like, "Eggs? They'll clog your arteries faster than a traffic jam!"
So, which is it? Are eggs the silent killers or the heroes of breakfast? I dunno, but at least at their place, you're guaranteed a good omelet for the foreseeable future!
I'm on a #diet that sounds like it was designed by a confused #rabbit - #veggies, #pasta, and whatever else makes my plate look like a #food #festival. But here's the kicker: I'm protein-starved. I thought about #avocados, right? The green #gold of the #health world, but finding a ripe one? It's like looking for a needle in a haystack while blindfolded. And the price? Forget about it, you need a second mortgage.