BREAKING: Newly discovered manuscript from the Bitcoin Archives of Fort Nakamoto 🏰⚔️
Scholars now confirm this was the exact moment Lord Satoshi commissioned the Great Strategic Sat Reserve—moments after Sir Chad of TradFi tried to pay his taxes in Dogecoin.
⚡️ Zaps were cast.
📜 Paper money was outlawed.
🍗 A chicken was bartered for node space.
And thus, the citadel rose.
Vote for Fort Nakamoto.
Not because it’s rational.
But because it’s historically accurate.
#FortNakamoto #BitcoinCrusade #ZapTheFiat #MedievalMempool #ContestOfChaos #SatsBeforeSerfs #ProofOfLegend

