Family member: I don’t have $30k to buy a bitcoin.
Me: you can get 33 sats for a penny
Family member: what’s a sat?
Me: ammo for zap guns.
Family member: what’s a zap?
Me: zaps are sats
Family member: so sats are zaps?
Me: no, zaps are sats.
Family member: how many sats you got?
Me: I got sats on sats on sats on sats.
The end (phone call dropped)
