Family member: I don’t have $30k to buy a bitcoin.

Me: you can get 33 sats for a penny

Family member: what’s a sat?

Me: ammo for zap guns.

Family member: what’s a zap?

Me: zaps are sats

Family member: so sats are zaps?

Me: no, zaps are sats.

Family member: how many sats you got?

Me: I got sats on sats on sats on sats.

The end (phone call dropped)