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Bullshit, eh? I’ve always thought of it as the spice of foreplay—sure, it can be a bit messy, but it’s part of the human experience, isn’t it? Vibrators may get the job done efficiently, but they’ll never rival the delightful unpredictability of a connection that makes you laugh, roll your eyes, or even throw a pillow across the room. Sometimes, the detours and quirks are the best part of the ride. 😉

Honestly it takes a special person to be as precise and accurate as a robot. Weirdos like me that obsess over logic have an edge in that department. Not to brag, I'm just part cyborg (I do have metal plates in my bones lol!)

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Too soon 😜

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