OW! FUCK! NEVER BEFORE IN MY LIFE UNTIL JUST NOW HAVE I EVER GOT MY DICK SKIN CAUGHT IN MY ZIPPER!!!!! 😬💀

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So the legends are true 😭

😘🤣🤣🤣 you got me during for real 🤣🤣🖕🏽

🫡🤝🥩

Welcome to man hood 🤣🤣

Hurts right away too. 💔

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It happens... It hurts.

Is the same feeling when you have bitcoin on exchange 😂

Congratulations

You just had a new life experience

I didn’t have a bottle so I use a soda can.

Just kidding 😂

Ouch

🐶🐾🤣🍆🤐

Ouch, been there done that, not fun 😬😬😬

get this man some underwear

LMAO yeah I really need to do laundry right now. Been free balling for a couple days.

At least it wasn't the toilet seat dropping on your pp 😭

Your message is garnering a lot of interest.

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Yeah, that sucks. But have you ever had a pry bar slip and catch you right in the tip of the dick? That hurts worse lol

great post

The healing process is consistently painful. Hang in there lol

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