Me: Nostr is decentralized social media.
Friends: Not interested.
Me: Nostr has free speech.
Friends: Not interested.
Me: You can't be blocked from Nostr.
Friends: Not interested.
Me: Nostr has privacy.
Friends: Not interested.
Me: Nostr has Bitcoin.
Friends: Not interested.
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Me: Nostr has free boobs.
Friends:

#boobstr