Me: Nostr is decentralized social media.

Friends: Not interested.

Me: Nostr has free speech.

Friends: Not interested.

Me: You can't be blocked from Nostr.

Friends: Not interested.

Me: Nostr has privacy.

Friends: Not interested.

Me: Nostr has Bitcoin.

Friends: Not interested.

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Me: Nostr has free boobs.

Friends:

#boobstr