We got slipped the most ridiculous fake twenty dollar bill over Black Friday. Literally not even the right size. Gotta use the pen on everything now.
What do I even do with this shit? Burn it up like Max Keiser on tik tok or something?
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Had an employee take a bill that said 'motion picture money' it was a 100.
Needless to say, he wasn't very bright.
Give it to a specimen of that particular species of panhandler who’s physically and mentally fully capable but just lazy as fuck.
create a collage in the employee break room with the greatest hits.
I remember working retail. We ran into a quick changer who tricked our cashiers. I witnessed it and it was interesting how quick he was able to trick the cashier.
A stoner tried to slip us a fake 10 dollar. The bill was watery. We gave it back and told him his funny money isn't welcomed here.
A cashier stole money from the till. 2 dollars everyday for years. It was a corporation so they manager just wrote it off and didn't care.
Some guy they hired got fired from McDonald's for stealing the McNuggets. Not sure why they even hired him.
So many interesting stories and interesting characters. It was fun.
Well KYC, sir! You did KYC, right? 🤣🤣🤣 oh right... That's just a proxy for capital controls on large denomination accounts. Vending machine? Maybe a government one. Send the trust back to the trustor? 😁