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So bots are still a thing here? Reply guy shit hitting some posts.
All top notes yes. It started last week
A lot has changed since you’ve been away 
No it hasn’t.
It’s true. Primal is better than damus now.
How? 🤣🤣
Primal has been really great lately. Damus been fucking up. I don’t see repost notifications anymore and a lot of zaps only show for me on primal.
Primal doesn’t let you read from your relays, you read from their black box. Black box that did all the censoring (and probably still does)
>Damus is king
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Primal sucks.
They also onboarded people to coinos. Whoops.
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Primal sucks.
No doubt. But Damus sucks harder. Nostur and Amethyst are leaders of the pack rn
Reply bot spam isn’t on primal 🤷♂️
That is interesting. Is that a relay matter?
Once Primal gets NWC for iOS and emoji reactions, it’s finally going to be daily driver material.
I’m using primal nwc on damus right now
Good luck with being up to date
What do you mean
It won’t show your balance
Primal won’t show my wallet balance?
Connecting to damus it won’t
Could be fixed at some point but not a big deal
I don’t know how many sats I have but I’ll send 100 anyway. Oops. It’s a problem. Zeus has the current solution.
Zeus? Doesn’t the app have to be open?
They can do offline with cashu. nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 am I correct? I’m think regular lightning can be offline as well. It has something to do with the node and syncing.
All three of our Lightning address types can receive payment without having to have the app open.
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I receive on Minibits offline with cashu
Cashu — offline
Lightning — online?
Accept cashu and sweep to lightning is the easy solution
What the fuck are minibits.
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The quants AI personal assistant says it’s Software code named after John Roberts testicles 🤔😳
I understood less than 1% of that post. You’re getting better. More clear in your thinking.
🧐Thanx my digital fren
…ima take that as a compliment🤔
…I evolved while observing tech Ramadan 😉🌅
No such thing as evolution. Facks.
Be better.
😳🤔…poor choice of words used symbolically 🧐…but I forget that while on nostr as I represent the ⭕️ (an OG no less) and I will endeavor to be better 🤓
…altho ur censorship has not gone unnoticed by the council…rest assured retribution will likely be swift 😳🫣
Evolution is real bigot
https://video.nostr.build/12168eee4524ee7d1cc113fd670e07f5e4cc54662d5f73b7ab8557c232ca698b.mp4
👆this needs to be brought to the table of the next council meeting as required material for young retards and remedial work for those on the back row (…lookin at you nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 )😂🫡⭕️
Can we have this guy join?
https://video.nostr.build/26e6dca478e3b47c362539218e925ebb452e04dd0f13a67f5e8ff7a80c522959.mp4
😳😂😂…absolutely🫡…as soon as he’s outta his shoulder sling and watches the mandatory video he can join me and Mcd in the back row…we’ll be kind mentors and take good care o him⭕️
You must have that mandatory sensitivity training video memorized by now
🤔Is that the one where the monkey’s fling poo?😳😂😂⭕️
Found it manually. Not sure why it didn’t show in notifications. There’s less than 10 npubs in this 🤷🏾♂️
I’m telling you damus been fucking up lately
I figured it out. Not a Damus issue
What was it?
I had muted the conversation by error
I hurt my shoulder watching that. Fuuuuck.
He’s not dancing for a while
Did you say dance like a cripple?
https://video.nostr.build/bc3b8020fc7c5e44af1067b4217d2e597141422dd05cadd680d49655408fed86.mp4
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This guy gets it.
Yes, but are you using a NWC wallet to zap from Primal iOS?
No but that’ll get fixed soon now that you iOS is letting you zap
::use my walled garden::
::it’s safe::
::trust me::
::oops my bad::
Nostr is decentralized, wallets should
be self-custodial by default.
Yeah it should be but apple is trash and they control a large market of smartphone users
Again, Nostr is FOSS. Android is better for FOSS than the walled garden. In a year damus will have outpaced anyone trying to build on IOS. It’s time to give up the iPhone and move on.
I believe so
Truth hurts 😂
June is your month for sure. 👍
June is the month you chose to come back you’re not fooling me
Shots fired across the bow. Emotional damage @9000. Recovery unlikely. The ⭕ can't save you now.
…there is always salvation in the ⭕️…we are always looking for new victims…I mean lucky members🤔😳😂😂⭕️
Hope somebody brought a defib. Not sure if zaps work that way. NIP pending.
🤔hmmm…this topic/vulnerability/attack vector will be addressed at the most retardedest level of the circle… the secret committee of security and high stupidity known only to those on a need to know basis as the “cock o the council”😳
…rest easy that nips will be put in play⭕️🫡
Good to know. I wish good judgement on the committee. I propose a subsequent commitee of the ⭕-the Jury of Expert Retards and Keyholders to audit proposals. In the event of a ⭕JERK meeting I humbly offer my expertise in any fashion that appeases the commitee.
…may the council smile upon u
Am I now out of the ⭕️ even though I created it.
I can outretard any one of you mofos.
King Kong ain’t got shit on me.
There is no ⭕️ without our digitally retarded hockey brothas🫂
…that “for better or worse” clause in our contract o retarded means only “death can do us part”😖
….sounds to me like the council is stuck with ur sorry *ss😳😂
…of course lifetime placement in the back row is definitely an option 🤔
Capri Sun Pepe is always funny. Always.
By the way where TF is nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve 🤔
Hey, is Anonymous gone for good? He didn't even say bye
Fake News. 📰
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Cats are now sleeping with dogz
….gender is no longer binary
….our prez’s hair ain’t orange anymore (makes me wonder if he still supports BTC🤔)
…there’s this thing called brics+ now
…gold ain’t $800 an ounce anymore
…the nato nations are amassing “real” military forces…still not sure what that means and Putin who still supplies most of their fossil fuels doesn’t nonplussed by the development
…. Peter schiff is a btc’er… buying from Michael saylor (I’ve verified 🧐) who’s btc it seems has been hypothecated (not verified but my sources are solid🤨)
…and nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve does tell me GM every morning 🤨
… nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat has seized political control of the ⭕️ …the beatings have intensified😖… nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 tries to mitigate on behalf of the beaten and the hungry but is just a lowly honorable esquire Attourney at law…and it seems that altho unlawful the beatings are legal😳😖🤨
….i could go on but I had a revision of a rotator cuff repair earlier today and I’m typing one handed while the effects of general anesthesia slowly wear off😳😂😂
…. @mrs Stache has been a gd saint♥️
*does not seem nonplussed
Rehypothecated
GM
I've got this set as a blocked term in Amethyst, it gets rid of the scrambled reply bots.
Just randomuser.me does the trick?
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